Do you like watching internet video?  Do you find yourself wishing that all those great online vids would be interrupted with commercials halfway through, just like on the old-timey broadcast TV stations?

Of course not. But these idiots are running out a report  that says: “hey, when we stick commercials in the middle of videos, more people stick around through the end of the ad.”  Therefore, consumers LIKE midroll ads! Yes, and while you’re at it, this video on demand stuff is too confusing. Any chance we could “schedule” all this internet video to only run in a given time slot each week?

I’ve been using Adobe products for decades now.  But man, there are times when I wish they’d just step off the ledge and end it.